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INDO 101

Monday, October 31, 2005

On Sunday, a few of us who slept over after Antony Farewell Party (post and pics will be posted later) were discussing about the languages we speak. We are amazed on how in India, the streetside sellers could talk in at least 3 different languages (Hindi, English, Spanish) and many other dialects are there in India. Wayne and Antony can speak in English, Mandarin and Cantonese.

I can only speak in two languages, Indonesian and English... and maybe a little bit of Mandarin like, "Wo bu shuo zong wen." - which means "I don't speak Mandarin." I thought it would come handy one day. I have been in this sort of disucssion a lot of times with different people, it is always interesting to know what people think about their own language and others'.

While I always thought Indonesian is easy (in comparison to Mandarin, of course) which some people I know can speak the language wil no doubt agree with me, apparently I was wrong! The grammar and the sentence structure of the proper Bahasa Indonesia (Yes, this is the correct writing which literally means Indonesian Language, while bahasa just means language! A-ha! ) might be easy as, but wait until you have to explain the usage of slang words and the sentence structure of Indonesian slang language to ISOL people (Indonesian for Speaker of Other Language ;p ) !

I speak slang everyday with my mates back home, even with my parents, teachers, simply with everyone. When I think of it, I only speak (and write) proper sentence when I'm delivering a speech and in exams. I can't think of any other time I'm using the proper language for. Hmm.. maybe that is why I always got C+ for that subject in highschool!

So, why is the Indonesian slang language much harder than the proper one you ask? Well.. I am taking a simple example of the English words that we use daily in formal and informal settings I, me and myself ... in Bahasa Indonesia to represent the same literal meaning we have saya (the proper Bahasa Indonesia), aku, daku, gue, gua, gw (text language), aing (regional dialect slang language), akika (slang word originated from the gay community).

For the usage of these words, I NEVER refer myself with "saya" or "aku" when talking to my mates - too proper. I use "gue". But I do refer myself with "aku" when talking to older (respected) family members and "saya" with other people I don't know well enough. But I wouldn't refer myself with "aing" or "akika" either, because that's just not my style of slang. Quite complicated, aye? And all that just for I, me and myself.

This website here, the Wikipedia of Indonesian Slang has done an excellent job at explaining in great details about it! Even I, still discovering new things when reading this website. For those who has the luxury of hearing Ryan speaks Indonesian slang, you can find the meaning of some of the words he's saying here.

I am now facinated with the richness of Indonesian culture. I never appreciate that before, but I do now. I can officially say I speak two languages and one Indonesian dialect and I understand another two Indonesian dialects (Bandung and Central Java). There you go kids, INDO 101, your lesson for today.

Next mission to accomplish : Learn Mandarin.

I know it's gonna take me while.


Intellectual Slap #1

Monday, October 24, 2005

Have you heard The Darkness' new song, "One way ticket to Hell... and back". I am writing this not to review the song whatsoever. The thing is, if it's the ticket to Hell and back, shouldn't it be a return ticket?

Random post, I know. But I just can't help it. :)

This is it.

Friday, October 21, 2005

Another end to a week. It has been a laid back but rather stressful week - very contrast, huh? I would absolutely love to write lots and lots of things here to vent, but when I'm about to do it.. I just don't know what to say or where to start. I believe the lyric to the song by Daniel Powter is pretty much describe how I felt. A rather big decision for me personally, has been made. I sincerely do hope that this is just a "bad week" and I would soon find a reason to change it. What decision you may ask? *hint,hint* It is for me to know, for you to find out! ;)

Anyways, exam is coming up - heads down , bury my nose under piles of books, no time to do anything else. Parties are coming up alongside those nasty exams too, started with "Feed Nick Project" to Antony's Farewell Party (All is welcome, just make your own way down ;) and we will end the year with AIESEC Canterbury Annual Awards Dinner (This year is going to be BBQ & Beer instead the old boring going to fancy restaurant! Haha!). Aaahhh.. I can't wait!

Welcome, Spring!

Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Spring is *finally* here! I just can smell it. I had the best EB Meeting ever yesterday. Why? Because we had it outside the lawn where the sun is shining, the weather is warm, birds are chirping and it looks like everybody is happy despite the stressful exam week ahead. Maybe just for that day. I wonder if the weather will be consistent in the next few weeks. I think I'd really need good weather to help me studying.

EBM- Oct 17
Long live Spring

Apart from having EB Meeting we talked about how Nick's parents are away for the next few weeks (Haha.. you know where this going?) and how he's so lonely at home by himself and he is bloody useless at cooking, and he has to eat junk food everyday -which is of course not that good. "What did I tell you about healthy eating , Nicholas?" Based on the ground of healthy eating and needing good food before exam starts, we decided to have a BIIG (Drumroll, please)..... dinner party at Nick's. Yes, we decided to help out our poor lonely lad here, we are going to cook and have dinner at his place. By "WE", I mean *ahem* ... Seetal and Wayne. I'm going to be there to watch, learn and help - although I honestly don't know how much help I could give to these guys in terms of cooking. While Nick, being the useless cook but good cleaner he is - going to clean things up. This would be like an EB bonding activity - one thing that we have not properly had in aaaaaaa..ages!

I am so looking forward to it.

How Hot Is It in Hell?

Sunday, October 09, 2005

The last few days has been a rollercoaster emotion ride for me. One time I feel so motivated the next time I'd bee feeling low and lazy. Especially when you do a count down on your first final. 4 days. And I haven't started yet. Oh well.. it's a different matter.

Anyways, I found this at Hell's Pizzza Website. Very clever indeed, I have to learn to think more like him.

How Hot Is It In Hell?

A True Story from a Yale professor

A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It had one question:

Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with proof.

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So, we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since most people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

Second, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hellfreezes over.

So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Miss Theresa Banyan during my freshman year that 'It will be a cold night in Hell before I sleep with you' and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded with her, then #2 cannot be true, and so Hell is exothermic.

The student got the only A.